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The Gubbernator's (Satire 3)

Posted by Tim - AmericaFirst! on Sunday, September 07, 2008 6:59:04 PM

(Satire).

Honey, I just seen dis headline on WorldNet Daily:

Obama's training program described as 'Big Brother'
Critic says plan would herd 'American youth into government-funded re-education camps'

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=74462

Honey, its dat Obammer fella again. Are yas hearings me?

Yes Dears. What’s the Obammer fella have to say now? Is he’ins runnin’ off at the mouth again with his oracle, the frawd Reverand 'gains?

Well, Honey, seems the Obammer Gubbernator wants to create his own brand new personal army - just like Saddam Husein - if he gets to be President of 'merica. He’s callings it: Universal Voluntary Public Service and hes intends to give them folks guns too while hes a wants to take-away ours guns, best is I can tell. Seems like the Obammer fella wants his own personal army to me and it’s just too much like that Saddam Husseiniy guys personal army like the Republican Gards and mujer deenies. What does ya thinks, Honey?

How’s the Obammer fellas’ own armies gonna help ‘merican’s, Dear?

Well honey, I just don’t sees how anything more perfect than the 'merican army, air force, navy and Marines can be more right for ‘merica so why this Obammer fella needs another new brand new and armed gubberment army / agency seems a bit strangely to me. I suspect we’ll be taxated for it too.

Dear, ares ya sayin’s the Obammer fella wants his own personal armys to protect hims and a bigger gubberment?

I think so’s Honey. This Obammer fella seems mighty scared of ‘merica and 'mericans and just seems to wants to take it ‘part piece bi piece.

I think yours right, Dear.

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The Gubbernators vs. Country Americans (satire 2)

Posted by Tim - AmericaFirst! on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 7:49:01 PM

Honey, what is bling-bling? This old ornery coot just don't know what bling-bling is, but I must need to needs to partake it cuz the some gubbernator like 'bamma-man and his oracle says I dos. Honey, what das ya think, girl?

Dear, 'spect it must be that 'bama fellow and his oracle Rev Wright's obligatory secret potion re'venting chittlins and grits into fishes and breads, no doubt tryin' to spin hi folluting words into reals foods for us-ins poo dirt ranchers and farmers heres in 'merica. His oracle is tryin's to turn one loaf bread and one fish into many. Seems his oracle is a bit lacking and he donts have no real powers. So pay no mind to those words. It's just gubbernator talk.

Honey, still seems I just can't no satisfaction as a real tax-paying American so's I just can't none them free-bees from 'bama-man and the oracle as the sign says that the gubbernators put on our fence.

Now, just pay no never-mind to that gubbernator talk, Dear. Them gubbernators are all liars, cheats and frowds, Dear.

Honey, that Sarah gal, she's a mighty fine looker and a far cry prettier then thems skunks and racoons pestering us'ins in the back-yard, front-yard and the shed. Certainly a far cry prettier to look at than that gubbernator John too. What's ya's thinks, Honey?

Now Dear, listen's to me. That pretty young-faced-gal is just 'nother gubbernator who only cares 'bout her-selfs too...she's just 'nother gubbernator who don't cares nothin' 'bout us'ins real 'mericans. Pay no never-mind to that girls pretty face. It will grow old in a year in gubbernator land and she'll be no more 'tractive than that Hillary-gal in no time flat. Then what will yas have if yas leave me chasin's that pretty face?

Your right, Honey.